Pauly: What do we do, like, shall we tell Sam?
Vinny: Wait, I have an idea. Why don’t we write an anonymous note?
Pauly: Yeah! Oh my God, let’s do it! We’ll write it so they won’t even think it’s us. We’ll write it politically correct. So bring a thesaurus.
Vinny: Right!
Pauly: Dear Sam, Ronnie hooked up with Deena in the hot tub.
Vinny: In lieu of …
Pauly: In lieu of, resulting in, ending up in the bed … with you … for the most part. For the third party.
Vinny: You know what I mean?
Pauly: You know what I mean?
Vinny: Don’t tell her we wrote it.
Pauly: I’m not gonna tell her, bro. But she needs to know, it’s girl code.
Vinny: Okay boo boo?
Pauly: We’ll do it boo boo.
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